Howard from Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory is the den of pathetic losers. Most of the jokes come at the expense of the character's lack of masculinity, and no character is more pathetic than this loser, Howard Wolowitz. He is pathetic in a way that you don't even feel sorry for him. 

Howard Wolowitz is an MIT alum engineer who lives with his mom until her wife forces him to move out. Howard is a coward. He can't stand up to her mom or his wife, for that matter. He is a spineless wimp. His father bailed on him while he was a kid. I wonder why. He has an overbearing mother. Because of that, he has mommy issues. He is super needy and desperate. He tries on every woman he sees. I cringe when he hits on women. He always comes off as creepy and overtly sexual. He is whipped, obviously. Her wife has the most whiniest vomit-inducing voice in the world. I would kill myself before I married that woman. But, he grovels even to her not to leave her—this showcases how pathetic he is. On the socio-sexual hierarchy, he is a mix of gamma and omega. He has the combination of two of the most obnoxious and repulsive traits. No wonder he angers me so much. He suffers a string of humiliations and misfortunes, just like Leonard and Raj, but I never felt sorry for him due to his character and behavior. 

How can someone be blonde and still ugly? Ugh! 

His wife keeps him on a tight leash, and he obeys like the pathetic betasimp he is. She orders him not to have any strippers at the bachelorette party, and he follows suit. To finally conclude my point, his wife doesn't take his name, but instead, she hyphenates it. She doesn't want to take the name cause of his low-quality gene. It's not like she is drop-dead gorgeous, and he is punching way above his weight. No, she is super ugly and in his league. And yet he simps for this hideous woman. If that doesn't prove his desperation, then I don't know what does. 

His neediness and low quality are categorically proven by the fact he lost his virginity to his cousin. How desperate one has to be to have intercourse with one's cousin. He is a bad person. Also, he mocks and violates his own religion. So he gets what he deserves.