Actresses I can't stand

5. Nicole Kidman 

The fact that she not only broke into Hollywood but became one of the highest-paid actresses is absolutely baffling to me. I thought that showbiz was cut-throat, which meant that no unqualified candidate would get through, but she not only got through but also became a prominent name. I just don't get how she can be an actress with that horrible-looking face. She looks more like a witch than an actress. Angelina Jolie looked far better than her even when she played an actual witch in Maleficient. 

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Besides all that, She is still getting roles to this day despite being over 55 years old. Eve good-looking actresses don't get roles after 40. She is not only getting movie gigs but also modeling gigs. This just blows my mind. If someone told me she was an actual witch who used black magic to become an actress, I would absolutely believe that person. 

My God, she doesn't even look good, even when she is smiling. 

4. Bryce Dallas Howard 

Let's start with her name. It's common knowledge that you should keep a catchy name with few syllables; that's why the concept of stage name exists. Case in point, Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez, but he changed it before entering showbusiness. There is a reason why it's called show business people don't want to see Carlos Estevez, Demi Gene Guynes, or Neta-Lee Hershlag. They want to see Charlie Sheen, Demi Moore, and Natalie Portman. But she doesn't even have the common sense to change her lengthy name. A three worded name is hard to remember, especially with her name. 

The only popular actor I can remember with a mouthful name is Arnold Schwarzenegger, but Arnie is one in a billion. He is Hercules personified, and that's why he can pull it off.

The guy literally says it's not a tumor, and it becomes iconic. He is just out of this world. 

Even Katy Perry, who doesn't even know whether maths is related to science, was smart enough to change her original name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson to a short rhyming name, Katy Perry. 

How Bryce broke into Hollywood despite her average looks is not as mystifying as Nicole Kidman's. Bryce is the daughter of Ron Howard, who is a big-time Hollywood director, and also her whole family works in Hollywood. So clearly, good old dad helped her get into Hollywood. 

Despite benefitting from nepotism, she has the gull to complain about not getting paid as much as Chris Pratt. Let me tell me why cause Chris Pratt used to sleep in a van and struggled for a decade before getting his first break, not like you, whose first major role was in literally Spider-Man 3. Not to mention you were born in L.A. In a house of a Hollywood elite, and you went to NYU. You lived like a princess your whole life and then ask why Chris Pratt, who worked hard his entire life, is paid more than you. What exactly have you done even to get half of what he is getting? 

Besides this, there is also another reason no one literally no one is coming to see you. Everyone is coming to see it because it's a Jurassic Park movie or due to Chris Pratt. No one is coming to see you. 

On top of all that, she was complaining about losing weight for a movie role. Actors ought to look good; even a five-year-old knows that. 

Imagine living your whole life lavishly and becoming a movie star despite being average looking and then refusing to be slim, aka doing your job which you got due to your father, not because you are talented or worked hard, and then complaining about losing few pounds for millions of dollars and seen around the world on screen. 

As if being a nepo baby and an insufferable whiner wasn't enough, she has also taken the feminist kool-aid, which is not surprising at all cause being insufferable and privileged is also an essential feminist trait. 

She is also not very bright, a common trait among Hollywood actors and feminists8. What the heck does this quote even mean? I can only understand that she is trying to virtue signal, but I don't understand what this is all about. She can't even give herself legible empty praise. 

Lastly, the biggest joke in Spider-Man 3 was that she was the competitor to Kristen Dunst. 

3. Leslie Mann 

She is not ugly like the two aforementioned actresses. In fact, she is extremely attractive, but that's all for nothing due to her character's personality. There is only so much you can tolerate, even from a beautiful woman. It's astonishing how even that level of beauty can't make someone likeable. Her voice is so whiney and annoying, like nails on a chalkboard. I have watched her in three movies, and I only disliked her more with each movie. 

The first movie was The Other Woman. What a horrible, terrible, Awful movie that was. Mann's Character was so terrible. She was a genuinely bad person, and not in a good way.  Even when she gets cheated on, it's hard to feel bad for her. 

The next movie was Knocked Up, and she again played a terrible person. In the movie, she has emasculated her husband. She just nags and whines for the whole movie. In one scene, she goes off on a doorman and humiliates him for not letting her into the club. And then she sits on the side of the road and whines again. She is just a terrible person. 

Lastly, I saw in This Is 40, which is a spin-off of Knocked Up. She is not as bad of a person compared to the other two movies, but still, she is a pretty bad person. I would like not even to know the kind of character she played in any of the three movies. The problem is not that she is a bad person. Many Villains are bad people, but they are still likeable cause they have some redeeming qualities or have understandable motivations behind their terrible behavior. But, none of the characters had any redeeming qualities or any reason to behave so terribly. She is just a horrible person for no seeming reason, which seems like evil to me. 

2. Sarah Jessica Parker 

She starred in the toxic and poisonous show, Sex in the city. The show single-handedly has destroyed the lives of thousands of women. Her show encouraged women to act like absolute whores and reassured them that they would be attractive to women. Sorry, Thousands of years of evolution would disagree with you. Acting like a whore irreparably damages women. Portraying things precisely opposite to what they actually are is called inversion. Inversion is evil. They can claim ignorance, but it's still inexcusable due to the degree of damage done. 

As if destroying a woman's life was not enough, she is also super ugly. Ugh! Whenever I see her face, I feel like throwing up. 

1. Eva Mendes 

How can someone be so ugly? I considered her ugly long before I saw her in any movie. The first time I saw her on-screen was in the movie Hitch. I couldn't finish the film due to her worse than ogre's face. Mind you, I rarely, if ever, don't finish a movie after I have started watching it. But I just couldn't. Even witches don't look as bad as her. I don't know much about her except she is purely hideous, and I would like to keep it that way.